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Monday, March 4, 2013

Lazy French?

There has been ever such a big kerfuffle in the news lately over the 'lazy, overpaid' French workers who "talk too much".   According to American tyre tycoon Maurice Taylor, France has "beautiful women and fantastic wine, but no idea how to run a business", and thus saying he turned down the French government's request to bail out the ailing Goodyear tyre factory in Amiens. 


Apparently the "so-called workers" at the factory spent the majority of their day lunching (!!!), talking and taking breaks.  The French Minister for Industry claimed Mr. Taylor does not understand "the French way". 

Hmmmmmm.


We've been here nearly a year now, and I have to say we are having Mr. Taylor type struggles with "the French way".  No.1 culprit - LUNCH.


Apparently, one gets accustomed to Lunch and actually starts to get into the swing of it.  

I think it might be too late.  

Having spent almost my entire working life accepting lunch as dunking a cracker into a tin of tuna whilst sitting at my desk  (okay, there were some notable exceptions during the rock 'n' roll years), the swing hasn't kicked in yet.  

It drives me / us crazy.  Everything closes for Lunch.  Work starts at let's say nine-ish, goes on for maybe three hours, then it's time to close up shop entirely - bring in the stands outside the shop, roll down the shutters, lock the doors to the bank and the post office, switch off the lights, turn on the answerphone and ignore the world for possibly FOUR AND A HALF HOURS while you Lunch i.e. eat three or four courses, have some wine, a digestif, a coffee followed up by a nap. Yup. Return to work let's say around four-ish, maybe five, and close up again at seven. 


What's the point? Why even bother working?  Obviously the most important part of the day is Lunch because its clearly advertised on the horaires d'overtures.  And, by the way, all opening hours are different, rarely are the advertised hours adhered to and there is usually a weekday of closure thrown into the bargain, often Mondays to tag onto Sunday when absolutely EVERYTHING is closed - all supermarkets, shops, DIY outlets, garden centres, even petrol stations. Oh, and  did I forget to mention that the supermarkets, DIY centres etc. also close for Lunch? Yes, true. Imagine Coles or Waitrose closing for two hours everyday so the staff can down a three-courser!?!!  Need some paint or liquid nails? Sorry mate, Bunnings is closed, Lunch Time you know. 


Eventually this becomes charming, or so we are told.  Right now the feeling of panic as the clock ticks towards noon and the cold realisation that nothing more can be realistically achieved this day is anything but charming. Perhaps, though, everyone is working super hard during the three hour morning?  

Not here at the Mairie they aren't.  We are clearly disturbing their personal phone calls and ipad photo sessions when we turn up with the idea they might be able to make an appointment for us to talk to someone about starting a business.  The Police close for Lunch as well.  Maybe there's no crime during Lunch - it's entirely possible.


On the positive side, the locals have been very encouraging when we have mentioned our business idea.  They think it could be a bit of a goer and best of all - as it's rather seasonal - it would mean we would only have to work half the year and have the rest of the time off!  How very French.  Actually, now you mention it that sounds quite appealing. Maybe we're getting into the swing of things after all.........

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Snow in the South of France!

It's possible - le voila!  A south of France snow man / queen


 

 
Snow on the roof of the house opposite....
 
 
 
 
 
Snow in the vineyards..
 
 

 
 
And snow in the fields and beyond from Carcassonne as we drove home from Barcelona - vive l'hiver!
 
 



 






Sunday, February 3, 2013

Bienvenue a Barcelone!

For our tenth wedding anniversary we thought it might be nice to do something different from our traditional trip to Byron Bay (well, we did get married there on Wategos beach), and as Barcelona is a shortish hop down the road, we seized the moment.  Allons-y! Vamos!  

An hour and a bit of driving took us over the border to Spain - not a single official to be seen nor customs check to be had - and another hour or so and we were tussling with the outskirts of the v. large city that is Barcelona. Needless to say the GPS on the mobile refused to co-operate and we were on our own. We found our hotel eventually, slung our bags in the room and rushed out onto the Ramblas.



We were expecting a city in ruins and beggars on every corner since we do catch the news now and again and no one can escape the intimate details of Spain's financial pickle. What we discovered was a city of joyful and friendly people, creativity bursting at the seams and some very nice wine indeed.  

We completed a free walking tour of the city with Jamie, originally from Wellington NZ now living in Spain as he didn't want to be 'mono-lingual', who gave us intriguing historical insights and personal perspectives into the great and turbulent city of Barcelone.  


Catalan is the language here and these people are fiercely independent, their singular flag hanging from every other balcony and flagpole.  They have banned bull fighting (yesss!) and adopted human tower building instead (google it!). Their Anarchist party is a force to be reckoned with and their local Saint is an unbelievable 13 year old girl called Eulalia from the 2nd Century.

We meandered through the Dali museum and gaped awe-struck at the astonishing Sagrada Familia, a work still in progress but none the less inspiring for it.  We loved the tapas and wine we consumed at every opportunity but didn't find the coffee any better than in France, tant pis. 



The city was busy and active by night, the markets, shops and bars open to all hours, we drank sublime cocktails and managed to catch some cool jazz much to Alex's delight.  



Overall we had an exhilarating time in Barcelone and are keen to return not least because we didn't manage a pilgrimage to Barca FC Stade and out of curiosity I personally would like to return to the Hotel Arts at Barcelonetta - scene of many happy rock 'n' roll memories.  


What I'll remember from this visit is the warmth of the locals (in marked contrast to our French counterparts, sadly), the clean streets free of dog poo, the wildly imaginative architecture, the delicious Turron from the colourful markets, and, perhaps worryingly, the sense of freedom and lack of guilt in just not giving a damn about trying to speak the language!  Hasta la vista, Barcelone!



Monday, December 24, 2012

Joyeux Noël

 
We have moved to rue Auber, Marseillan with all the expected difficulties of relocating on market day to a medieval village with winding streets the width of a Fiat 500 into a house with four flights of perpendicular stairs. What fun we had!  Actually, it was fun thanks to the help offered by Michel and Patrice (old hands at such moves being born and bred in the region) and the mandatory break in proceedings to partake in a leisurely lunch at the Port, three courses + wine, of course....

Marseillan looks appropriately festive with all the streets bedecked with lights as would be expected, but what wasn't expected is the amount of activities and events on offer, the marché de noël complete with cute log cabin chalets as stalls and the crèche animée with lifesize animatron characters and real ducks, geese and hens - a terrific effort for this little town! 
 
Pere Noel arrived on the back of an elephant, which threw me somewhat - perhaps sleigh and reindeers are just too old hat here?  Musicians in fancy dress stroll the streets playing traditional songs and a bizarre medley of carols set to a samba tune; we have partaken in the communal roast chestnut tasting, warmed up with plenty of vin chaud and had to leave the performace of the nativity by La Pastorale des Santons de Provence as we hadn't a clue what was going on - probably because they were using an ox and an ass as narrators... 
 

Christmas Eve is the Big Day in France, rather than the 25th, so we plan to engage fully in La Parade Imaginaire where fairy tale characters parade through the streets from the port to the Place de la Republique - I am really hoping for an appearance of my favourite 50 foot Polar Bear float tonight as he hasn't been seen yet and I do prefer him to the rather ravenous looking Wolf float currently stalking the streets. After the parade are Chants de Noël by la Chorale des Enfants at the creche then midnight mass at, you guessed it, 9.30pm.
 
We are off to Grand Cap for some last minute shopping today and Monsieur Sanchez has delivered us a ton of logs for the fire.  I've given up on finding cranberry sauce and stuffing but am looking forward to both buche de noël and christmas pudding.  I'm none too happy at the weather forecast however, with sunshine and 15 degrees on the cards!  Nooooo!  I signed up for frosted windows and snow flurries, not lunch on the terrace!  Well, we shall see, but whatever the weather the log fire will be  burning and the wine will be mulled so I wish you all a merry Reveillon and jolly Noël!

 
 




Sunday, December 9, 2012

Autumn into Winter

It's been rather a while since my last post and I don't have any good excuses to provide, such as climbing the Alps or moving house!  Unless of course a trip to Colorado counts... more of that next post.


Here in Clermont, Summer gradually and gracefully gave way to Autumn as the landscape slipped out of its metaphorical sundress and into the firey, golden-brown cloak of the 'season of mists and mellow fruitfulness'.  It was beautiful to behold!  The colours were breathtaking and even a simple walk to the boulangerie became a technicolour spectacle.


Clear blue skies and crisp mornings have become the norm - with some cloudy days too, naturally - along with occasional fierce winds blowing outdoor furniture across the garden and severely shaking the shutters, followed by unnaturally still, breathless days where leaves remain static on the trees and by the coast the sea is as flat as an oasis, yachts and skiffs perfectly reflected on the mirrored surface.


It's been a glorious time of year for walking dogs, smelling the woodsmoke from log fires, reacquainting ourselves with red wine rather than white or rosé, planning heartier meals and hauling out the Slow Cooker. 

Autumn has now very definitely waned and Winter is here.  With it arrived the Christmas decorations in the streets and squares, appearing almost overnight and with no grand announcements or ceremonies.  Some of these decorations just stay up all year and we are expected to turn a blind eye to them until they are suddenly illuminated for the festive season - a very curious French habit, I have to say!  Many of the decorations are beautiful and I appreciate them all the more for the light they give to the chilly, dark nights. I never could adapt to fir trees, tinsel, reindeers and sleighs in the forty degree humidity of an Australian Christmas; Winter and Christmas just feels 'right'.


We leave Clermont in a week and take up residence in Marseillan, my old haunt from early last year. We are not looking forward to the move (who does?) but Alex is delighted to be by the sea once more and our quirky new/old house in rue Auber will give us a genuine taste of French village life.  I'm wondering if I am up to the challenge of making a bûche de noël for a traditional Reveillon, the Christmas Eve dinner that forms the main celebration of Noël in France. Possibly not, so I have a back-up pudding as well!  We have retrieved the pets' Santa hats from the shed ready for their annual participation and are debating which is the best spot for the tree - it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!



Monday, October 22, 2012

Time Out In Toulouse

Two hours down the road from Clermont is the fourth largest city in France  Sitting on the banks of the Garonne river is the centre of the European aerospace industry - home of Airbus and the Galileo satellite, an old and venerable centre of learning – its University founded in 1229, a city featuring World Heritage listed sites such as the Canal du Midi and the Basilica Saint Sernin, a place famous for its saucisson, a town known as La Ville Rose due to its singular pink brick buildings – a town called Toulouse.  It is NOT the birth place of celebrated Impressionist painter Toulouse Lautrec (that’s Albi).


We thought it was time we pay such an interesting place a visit and what better way to do it than to celebrate my mum’s birthday!  So we packed our overnight bags, packed the dogs too (yes, dogs allowed at the delightful Hôtel de France), packed into the Punto and drove off to Toulouse.
And how glad we were that we did!  It was a charmed visit from beginning to end.  The hotel was ideally placed next to Place Wilson (its statue and fountain honouring the poet Pierre Goudouli) in the centre of the old town, but more importantly featured rooms whose décor I approved and the staff were most welcoming to Roly and Pepper. 



Alex found happiness straight away in the form of a Chocolate Market a few steps from the hotel, where one is encouraged to stroll around and eat as much chocolate as is offered to you.  We were there quite a while....

Walking around, the architecture of Toulouse captured the imagination, its famous ‘pink’ brick buildings making for a quite unusual and very attractive cityscape.  The bricks are a reddish pink, rather long and narrow and look very handmade.  Paired with the blue-grey louvered shutters, they give Toulouse its distinctive, romantic French look.  I loved the shutters, and prefer them to the solid shutters I’m used to seeing. The louvers lend the windows and buildings a ‘just resting’ look, rather than the ‘shut down’ or abandoned effect the solid shutters give. And how evocative is sunlight slanting though shutters and creating patterned angles onto a parquet floor!


In our (not long enough) stay we wandered the winding streets, window shopped in the luxe designer boutiques, drank slightly better coffee than we have become accustomed to, ate fresh viennoiserie at a corner café in the crisp morning air and listened to chain smoking locals discussing politics and football.


We bought a crazy coat and a character confiture pot at the marche aux puces under the eaves of St. Sernin, listened to a world class choir rehearsing a requiem in that Romanesque basilica built in 1080, watched diners queueing for dinner at L’Entrecôte restaurant not once but twice in one night (it’s their secret sauce apparently..) and ate Italian food just to be contrary.


We cruised the Canal du Midi leisurely moving up and down the locks and watching the city slip quietly by, sipped the most expensive glass of wine we have yet encountered in France in a bistrot overlooking the Pont Neuf, bought roses and rings, cakes and crêpes, wrapped up warm in the morning and sun basked by lunch time, walked and walked and walked, ate and talked and, at the end of the day, slept like logs in our shuttered bedrooms.


It was memorable and very appealing. Made us wonder if this could be the place for us?  It certainly has a lot to recommend it and we thrived on its big city feel.  For now, though,  we will continue to focus on our chosen spot of Marseillan as we have an idea, a plan, that could well furnish us with our future (yes, we do have to think of making a living somehow!) and that hinges on Marseillan.  Should that change however, I think we will be most certainly making another visit to la ville rose that is Toulouse.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

House Hunting in the Hérault

 

It takes a lot of adjustment learning to live in a French village after a lifetime of city dwelling.  We didn’t come here planning to live in a city, so adjusting is all part of the process.  Most people relocating to France are probably seeking a typical – hopefully idyllic - village lifestyle. With over 30,000 villages in France, more than any other country in Europe, there are plenty of villages to choose from!

Plenty of choice, however, doesn’t necessarily make looking for a new home easier, and once the vagaries and challenges of French house hunting are factored in, it becomes rather a steep learning curve, especially for those accustomed to the cakewalk that is house hunting in Australia. 

You see, in France they prefer to either post a homemade ‘A Vendre’ sign and hope for the best, or sign up with an agency (Immobilier) and hope for the best.  The Immos don’t seem that fussed about advertising properties on line, preferring a good old fashioned window display to lure prospects into their shop.  Once inside, the prospects are vigorously qualified in order to find out exactly what sort of property is being sought and at what budget.  Once this vital information has been ascertained, it is immediately, deliberately and completely ignored.  Prospects are then loaded into the agent’s car and driven for hours around the countryside to inspect houses that are either totally inappropriate or wildly unaffordable.
 
Houses that are shown on line do not reveal addresses - sometimes not even the name of the village is disclosed - making a preliminary drive-by to check location out of the question.  Properties are often listed without a single photograph of the house shown, but every last square metre of the floor plan rigorously documented.  I don’t care about the cubic size of the hall, show me the living room please!!
There is certainly no such thing as an Open Home (though all French agents we’ve met would just love it if this marvellous tool could be implemented).  Home owners are always present during inspections, along with the rest of their extended family, a few friends, several dogs and the odd chicken or two whenever possible.  They always offer a glass of wine or cup of coffee, which is nice.  And we’ve come away with fresh eggs on more than one occasion. 

We are getting used to it, and getting very used to the fact that a ‘typical’ French house doesn’t actually exist.  No two are alike.  Unsurprising, given that we’ve viewed places dating from the Eighth Century (yes, that’s 700 AD), castles and castle towers, former caves (wine cellars, not actual neolithic dwellings), converted vignerons, reclaimed stables, old bakeries, part monasteries, born again butchers and erstwhile ecoles. 
 
We have trooped around a dominatrix’s S&M parlour, stumbled about a windowless hovel, been swept through a septugenarian’s sex nest, introduced to many convoluted inheritance disputes, stalked around a swaggering maison de maitre or two, faked enthusiasm for innumerable garages, dungeons, combles, dependences, pavilions and mazets and been drummed out of a couple of domaines.
We haven’t seen a single bungalow or duplex.  We’ve been roundly warned off new builds as barely likely to last more than thirty years or so, unacceptable to people used to buildings lasting centuries. We’d like to find a village boasting at least a Spar and a Bar, but by no means all places do, although every single hameau or village seems to feature at least three coiffeuse, the French being really keen on nice hair at all times, starvation be damned.   
We realise we have Chateau tastes and Bergerie money and may have to lower our expectations somewhat.  Okay, it’s a bit painstaking and frequently frustrating but it’s such a marvellous insight into how life is lived here and how little has changed for centuries that the positives outweigh the negatives.  And isn’t that what we came for?  After all, how many homes feature a fireplace large enough to roast a boar, beamed ceilings, ciment tiles, dwarf size doors, a disused tower and a garden six streets away? In France quite a lot.  And we’re sure we will find the one for us any time soon.